Ava Rose Robinson-Fairs
You arrived on a lovely sunny day, Tuesday 14th May 2013, weighing in at 5lbs 13oz and just the…
Wow, it’s been a long, long labour. My poor missus has endured 28 hours for our little baby to insist that she stay there for a while longer. Last night the midwife said that we would be taken to the Delivery Suite around midnight, as this is when Sarah…
The missus’ waters broke at 1:00am this morning. I expected torrents, gush, deluge, a flood, but it was nothing like that and I was somewhat moved by it. For the record, we’re about 3 weeks and 2 days before the 40 weeks. I have had a sneaking suspicion…
What is it about the sunshine that brings out the fucking idiots? And it seems, this week, that one idiot in particular has been severely affected by the glorious sunshine that she has totally lost her mind.
Yesterday a customer saw my colleague. This…
This is the kinda pose I’d expect from Kelly Divine.
It’s not every morning I’m disturbed whilst reading, particularly when I’m on the bus. Normally other passengers will leave the blobby, dishevelled tramp alone to whatever crap he happens to be reading – the Metro newspaper, The Sun, a crap novel, Twatter…
Ouch, this booty hurt my eyes!
Holy shit! Well, it might be when she’s taken those beads out…
Remy LaCroix’s peachy little ass….
This is one of my favourite pictures of the missus…